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Monday, December 22, 2008

Snomes

I've gone into hibernation. My daughter, Fern Long, provided the photo. And I'm depending on all you wonderfully creative and witty visitors to provide a caption. Go ahead, give it a shot.

12 comments:

raf said...

Way cool, Ben! Seems I've heard about your cold weather gnomads up there migrating across the plains. :)

Laurie Allee said...
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Laurie Allee said...

Still locked out of Santa's workshop after the latest round of layoffs, members of the newly formed elf union vow to stand their ground.

Anonymous said...

I wish you, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Babzy.B said...

very nice shot ! have a good hibernation ;)

USelaine said...

Even Nick thought it was sort of funny the first year, but succeeding episodes of over-soaping the washer was wearing thin. Any moment now, and the disco lights would come on, and the place would start looking like a Barcelona night club rave.

USelaine said...

...and the only reason Nick puts up with it is that it's tremendously difficult to get elves to bathe, and by the time the soapy mess is cleaned up, they finally smell good enough for the holiday deliveries.

USelaine said...

And if you've ever smelled an unwashed elf, you know what I'm talking about.

Laurie Allee said...

Elaine, I'm in hysterics!!!

USelaine said...

Rumor has it, they're pretty good dancers.

Benjamin Madison said...

Raf - yes but I think these gnomads fell out of the sleigh. One of them appears to be calling 911 for help....
Laurie and Elaine - you guys tie for first place - Laurie gets the prize for brevity and Elaine wins for sustained fantasy.

Evlahos and Babzy Thankyou and I wish you all a very Merry Christmas.

postie said...

Two gnomes that were kidnapped and deposted in Siberia. Obviously they look like theyve been there a long time. cheap owners i guess